STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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