Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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