Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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