There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i drank out of a bidet.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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