I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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