I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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