I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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