Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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