He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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