dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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