The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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