I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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