How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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