Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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