Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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