complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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