its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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