This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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