i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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