Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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