The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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