She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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