I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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