I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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