Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
being pregnant is like rehab
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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