I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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