Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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