This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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