So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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