If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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