Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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