But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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