I cannot find my penis.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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