Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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