who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I look better un-naked...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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