In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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