And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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