Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Welp...herpes.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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