found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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