Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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