I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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