Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I did not marry a roomba.
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