Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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