I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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