a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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