giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize