office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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