check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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