I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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