my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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